He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
