I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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