I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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