You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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