On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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