her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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