I wanna passion pit in your ass
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize