dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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