Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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