Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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