Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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