He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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