How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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