Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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