I CAN MOONWALK!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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