I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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