Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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