There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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