Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize
