just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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