When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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