you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
