this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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