Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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