i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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