I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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