Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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