I saw his package. It spoke to me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
Randomize
