my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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