After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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