why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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