so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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