This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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