Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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