Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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