I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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