you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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