I must be too annoying 4 u.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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