i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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