I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I want you more than these girls want KFC
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You need a sexual gate keeper
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
