she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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