Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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