Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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