She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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