Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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