i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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