yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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