I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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