FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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