I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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