Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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