You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I'm really busy with my period
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