Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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